Sunday, February 3, 2019

Challenge: Spartan 300 Workout... 2019!


The Spartan 300 is a timed challenge broken down in a series of six sets, with a defined order. The original version of the workout is the one I adhere to, and promote.

25 pullups
50 135 lbs deadlifts
50 pushups
50 24-inch box jumps
50 Floor wipers pressing 135 lbs
50 36 lbs kettlebell single-Arm clean-and-press
25 pullups

Jaron introduced me to the challenge in 2012, near the end of our epic Destination 195 run. He threw down a goal time of 25 minutes. If memory serves me well enough, and the Russians have not tampered with the archives, I clocked in at 33:24. Embarrassed and publicly shamed, I busted butt for two months to avenge my honor. In late February 2013 I broke 25 minutes (24:22). Today, on the cusp of my 43rd birthday I dropped my personal best time to 23:14.   

Over the past six years I toyed with attempting another run at the challenge, but Jaron was not greenlighting any workouts because of my weight. After the Destination 195 wrapped up I ballooned rapidly back out of a healthy weight range to properly train for the Spartan 300. Pullups at 250 pounds are ill advised… each rep produces a sound in the shoulders similar to a lovelorn professional boxer speed bagging Rice Krispies Treats. Not to mention the impact on the knees and lower back while box jumping is no diggity.

Naturally, the Spartan 300 was the first thought in my head when Jaron’s dietary mastery helped me shed 50 pounds by Thanksgiving last year. We had a two-month window to train before my next swimming program began… just as we did in 2013.

Outside of swimming four mornings a week, the past two months have been all Spartan 300 prep. A highly recommended program for combining at home and at gym workouts. Yet, it is vitally important to me that I defended the purity of each exercise. While training I kept in mind exactness to form and technique. Making a run at the challenge is all about slowing that vile beast whipping through my circular system at blackout speeds, while the stopwatch overlord waits for no one. Form and technique have to come second nature on the day of. There is singular focus during the challenge -- managing the heart rate spikes. Once the spikes arrive, there is nothing to do but push until the fairies dancing on edges of the blackout box begins to close. Then pause comes. There ain’t a human alive or ever lived who can do this without pauses. YouTube “Spartan 300 Challenge,” and witness each fine specimen walking around the gym with a dumbfounded expression, involuntarily torso heaving for oxygen, and hands on their hips like bewildered gunslingers pacing aimlessly in search of an ever-allusive firing point. Nearing the end, each rep pushes the spikes into the pass out zone. It took me over a minute to complete the last ten pullups.    

In no particular order, these are the sets I trained based off of my daily location. (Kettlebells and box jump were the only ones I combined.)

Pushups
3 x 10 warm ups
5 x 40 on 4:00

Pullups
10 x 5 on 1:00 rest
Alternating wide and underhand
(chin over the bar, and straight arm for the challenge)

Deadlifts & Floor Wipers
135 lbs or 155 lbs
5 x 10 both exercises in a set
1:30 rest
10 deadlifts
10 left/right floor wipers

24-inch box jumps
10 x 10 on 1:30
(Jump and step down one leg at a time, not jump down) 

36 lbs kettlebell single-arm clean-and-press
5 x 10 alternating each arm
10 right
10 left

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  2. Ah son! Throwback Tuesday. The triumphant return of the ODJ. I could not in good conscience allow this blog post to go without a response. For those not in our Eastern Bloc contingent of readership, it was indeed the 300 challenge that regained Ole JT his man card back in 2012. He's lost it a dozen times since, but I digress. A 23 minute 300 at 43, and still 20 pounds north of "truly fit" is astounding! His depiction of way fitter athletes completing/attempting this challenge on YouTube is 100% accurate. 20 somethings with six packs and artificial tans have been embarrassing themselves for over a decade filming themselves attempting this abomination. It's worth a search and cursory viewing, for certain. Better yet, comical that many choose to whimpify the original version to fit their narrative. Staying true to the original version, as Jarvis has always done, is what may eventually put hair on his chest. Or perhaps, remove it altogether, as it did for Gerard Butler et al. There is much consternation as to whether the cast used this workout to get into shape for the movie, or as a competitive challenge amongst the cast because of the shape they were all in. I do not honestly know the answer. What I do know is that this is ultimately the precursor to Crossfit, minus the poor form and propensity for catastrophic injury, or rhabdomyolisis. As your collective trainer, I advise you to never attempt, or summarily train for, this bastardized form of torture! In the realm of fitness, it is always necessary to have a carrot to chase, a goal to obtain, a challenge to meet. The 300 has served its purpose for Ole JT once again. It was his Kraustian version of that vacation, that 10 year high school reunion, that 24 year old girlfriend you secretly know is too good for you. Bless his blindly obedient heart! On to the next...

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