"If this was an art show we'd call it Sleepwalking Through Life: a series of marginal decisions. There is little doubt the artist is from another planet; merely hitching a ride on our interstellar freighter."
I
have to apologize to our readers for my lack of blog production; it has
been a crazy wild few weeks for yours truly -- all of which assisted in
my expanding waistline and the reptilian portion of my brain desiring to flee into the arms of
Mistress Comfort Food. But I shall repent and request leniency as the wagon comes back around to punch my ticket. However,
it has been a great month for Jaron! With his weight loss and muscle development he is down 11. He looks on track to drop the last 16 in the five week balance.It takes little math or Wal-Mart focus group mental horsepower to realize I have become the dead weight on the contest, which I shall spare the readership my "I already got the cow and the milk" excuses. Attention needs to stay on Jaron! He will hit his personal goal, and our female followers are not going to be disappointed with the April 1st photo of our Guru of Gainzzz. Even though he enjoys word-smithing a wonderful response to my drivel, I hope he gives our audience a look behind the curtain of his program. There are few soon-to-be 40 year olds who get in this kind of shape for a commoditized birthday and a yearly beach vacation. Vanity shall arrest!
